This unit has seen better days, but with the right care, it’ll stay functional for your next shift. To avoid further deterioration or a total system failure, please follow these specialized handling instructions:

·       No Automatic Washers: Do not place this unit in the dishwasher. The internal structural integrity isn't what it used to be, and high heat will lead to a total decommissioning.

·       Gentle Decontamination: Use a damp, soft cloth or non abrasive sponge to wipe down the interior. Avoid scrubbing the exterior too hard—we don't want to lose any more "parts" than we already have.

·       Avoid the "Faceless" Look: Treat the front of the bucket with care. It took a lot of work to get this unit looking this... authentic.

·       Keep It Dry: Ensure the bucket is fully air-dried before your next movie night. Corrosion is a real threat when you're stuck in a dark room.

·       Storage Protocol: Store in a cool, dry place. Keep away from vents or hallways—you know how the animatronics get when they start roaming.

(Above statements are theatrical)